The Bum

Me and my friend chatted today who is a nurse as well in recovery. She asked me if I was at work last night because she thinks that one patient who was in theater will be admitted to critical care. The case? A man who inserted a vase in his bum and unfortunately the vase stocked and broken inside his bum. What a nightmare! I said to her that the one that I encountered last year is worst than that. Why? A man who was in his late twenties decided to put a car speaker inside his bum. At first I did not believe it because I wander how on earth will the car speaker fit into a man's anus? But to see is to believe, I saw the x ray of the said car speaker. I don't know how he managed to do it. Even consultants cannot explained how. It took time before he admitted himself to the hospital - maybe because he was ashamed of what he did. The result? The speaker contaminated his body. He went septic and very poorly. He stayed with us for almost a month. As what I gather he recovered but for the rest of his life he will suffer. Until the end of time he cannot eat any solid food because almost all his intestine was removed. And I'm sure he cannot do it again because the doctor closed his bum and put two stoma to collect his waste product. Lesson learned? LEAVE YOUR BUM ALONE!